Techie Mom Gifts

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

"Next time I get my hair done, don't tell people I was out getting a software update."

The cell phone soother for life.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Downloading Pregnancy

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

Laptops

The Plasmas.

"No, dear, the baby didn't take a selfie. It's an ultrasound."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Drone Baby Delivery

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

Pregnancy and Laptops

At the modern antenatal class.

"Quick, grab my phone, I think he's about to do something I need to take a picture of."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Lemonade App: $1"

Stroller Cellphone

'We got rid of the baby monitor, We just sms the baby 'RUOK''

'I need some tech support here!'

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

Hiding behind mum

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Mommy, can I help you feed the troll?"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Upset mother to son: 'Would it kill you to check your poor mother's blog once in a while?'

'It's a GPS for busy mothers. It tells you if you're coming or going.'

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"