Tech-savvy Parents Prints

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

"So when do we go online?"

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Don't talk on the phone with your mouth full.'

Baby looking up at mobile made of mobile phones.

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

'I tore my pants, Mom -- can you download a patch?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

My report may be a little hard to read. The toner cartridge was on empty when I printed the report.

'Your baby is a girl and holding a cell phone. Apparently, they're texting younger and younger these days.'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"I want something that will make my kids notice me. Do you have anything that smells like a phone?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Listen darling - His first e-mail!"

'I'd like to discuss your child's inability to interact with other children around him.'

"Honey have you seen my phone? I can't find it anywhere...I swear I left it on the coffee table but now it's gone..."

'I'm afraid that name (John Smith) has gone. You can call him John287@smith.com, though.'

'My sons' much quieter since I put him on vibrate.'

'Dad, meet CGI Dad.'

"My daughter is a modern baby. She doesn't cry when she is hungry...she texts me."

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

"He sent his first text message!"

"I like it; but let's make sure we can get the domain name first."

Eagles brings a television for his chicks.

"Aw, his first mobile..."

"The baby just sent a text saying, WaaaaWaaaWaaaaaaWaaaa! That's her hungry cry."

Mom, when will you be finished downloading the new baby?

"Mum, Dad, where was I downloaded from?"

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

Lap-Top Commuter.

'He's just gone into a hot adults only website.'

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

"It's their 'Baby Babble Unlimited' plan!"

"I like parenting my cellphone...there's a lot less yelling."