Tech-savvy Families Prints

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"Attention please. We have a lost little boy named Kevin...."

"Ryan, are you giving your vegetables to the Roomba again?"

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Congratulations! You've downloaded a baby girl, have you given any thoughts to a username?"

"Practicing social distancing is nothing new. We've been practicing it for years."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

The Digital Family

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

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'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Soccer kids texting

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."