Family Techies Prints

Polly txt speak

The cell phone soother for life.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Virtual Beach

The Plasmas.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Mom, I need a push.'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Drone Baby Delivery

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"So when do we go online?"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Lemonade App: $1"

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

'We've been spending too much time apart on our mobile devices, and we need some together time. Everybody log on to the family social media page.'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

'I need some tech support here!'

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

'It used to be enough to keep them fed and clothed. Now it's fed, clothed and connected.'