Techie Family Prints

The Plasmas.

Polly txt speak

The cell phone soother for life.

Ascent of Machine.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Invest in technology."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Gadget geek.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

All the apps hidden within a phone

I've always been slower than computers...

I demand to be recompensed for the 28.47 minutes of my time your café was wasted. What? There are 1500 square feet of seating space in this café. That is room enough for 125 people. 90 percent of Americans own a personal electronic device of some sort. The quotient of that ratio of people to electronic devices is 112.5. Dividing by two produces a quotient of 56.25. So you see, it's obvious why you owe me compensation for my wasted time. I have no idea what you're saying. You only have 55 electri

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

'For the luxury item I'd like my ipod.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

Statue of liberty selfie

For our eco-night entertainment we have Kim's "Dance Against Global Warming," Zahir's "Rap for the Eco Cure" and Twig's "Post-Carbon Poetry Slam." How about you, Jason? I'll explain metal organic vapor deposition in solar panels. Well! We'll see who's into heavy metal.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Virtual Beach

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."