Techie Parents Prints

"We named her Alexa - thinking forward to when she'll be taking care of us."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

Crib mobile: Gadgets.

'So it's a deal - I'll reinitialize your hard drive and you remove this child-proof cap.'

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

The modern generation!

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Smartphone Sonogram

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"