Techie Parents Pillows

"We named her Alexa - thinking forward to when she'll be taking care of us."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

Crib mobile: Gadgets.

'So it's a deal - I'll reinitialize your hard drive and you remove this child-proof cap.'

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

Smartphone Sonogram

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'