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The Plasmas.

Polly txt speak

The cell phone soother for life.

Ascent of Machine.

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

I've always been slower than computers...

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

Virtual Beach