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The cell phone soother for life.

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

The modern generation!

Smartphone Sonogram

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

Baby cries into a cellphone.

The Plasmas.

Virtual Beach

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Mom, I need a push.'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Drone Baby Delivery

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Dad's cell-phone!! I'm going to call the moon!!'

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"So when do we go online?"

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Baby eating "Uploading", Baby on toilet "Downloading"

"There's no umbilical cord. But don't worry... it just means your baby is connected to you via wifi."

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'