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"Lemonade App: $1"

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

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"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Smartphone Sonogram

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."