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"Aren't you kids supposed to say 'Trick or Treat'? Hey. I'm talking to you. Hello?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

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"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

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"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

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"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

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"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

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'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

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