Parents Juggling Tech-savvy Kids Gifts

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

Soccer kids texting

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."