Tech-savvy Relatives Prints

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'