Tech-savvy Relatives Gifts

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Virtual Beach