Tech-savvy Ancestors Gifts

"Carmen...this is impressive...you signed up for mobile phone service?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

Soccer kids texting

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Baby Potty Training Robot

Virtual Beach

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'Mom, I need a push.'

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Rusk Assessment Form

"Christmas pudcast"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"This thing isn't working."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

Developing the boomerang.

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

'We have to get them out more.'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'