Tech-savvy Tribe Gifts

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Soccer kids texting

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Virtual Beach

Baby Potty Training Robot

'Mom, I need a push.'

The Lost Tribe

"Take it easy, honey. Beneath that terrifying rage is our twelve-year-old daughter. My GOD, when will the wi-fi go back on?!!"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Rusk Assessment Form

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"We're going to start with the birds and the bees and then work our way up to the new reproductive technologies."

Priest's computer screen reads: 'e-confession. Please type 10 Hail Marys ... and no cut'n'paste ...'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'We have to get them out more.'

'This pacifier looks like a cell phone to make the inevitable transition that much easier.'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

Church Sign Asks If You Are Prepared for Digital Conversion.

Baby's first text.

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

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