Tech-savvy Tikes Gifts

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Soccer kids texting

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"They grow up too fast."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"They have so much in common."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'We have to get them out more.'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

Baby's first text.

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

'Never in the field of computing has so much power been used for so little.'