Tech-savvy Tikes Pillows

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Soccer kids texting

Baby Potty Training Robot

Googoo

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Rusk Assessment Form

"They grow up too fast."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"They have so much in common."

'We have to get them out more.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Baby's first text.