Tech Savy Tots Pillows

"He said he won't be able to come fix our computer until Saturday, between the hours of 1:00 and 8:00 PM. Which is strange, because he's our six-year-old son, and his bedroom is right down the hallway."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

Baby Screen Time

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

i-teddy

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Soccer kids texting

Computerized Dollhouse.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Tim's marketing solutions

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'Where's the mouse for this thing?'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Rusk Assessment Form

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"