Techie Tots Unite Pillows

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Soccer kids texting

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Rusk Assessment Form

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"They grow up too fast."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Kids today

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

'He took his first step!'

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

'We have to get them out more.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'Oh, look! Baby's first text!'