Tech Enthusiast Kids Pillows

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Foxhole - digging robot

Soccer kids texting