Tech Enthusiast Kids Pillows

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Soccer kids texting

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"