Tech-embracing Kids Pillows

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Soccer kids texting

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Baby Potty Training Robot

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Modern Childhood

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It must be still charging."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?