Tech-embracing Kids Mugs

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Soccer kids texting

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Modern Childhood

Baby Potty Training Robot

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"It must be still charging."

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."