Tech-savvy Young Ones Mugs

Butterfly talking to caterpillars 'So can you kids work this video?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Text Culture

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Soccer kids texting

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Child hooking into a television

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Social Networking.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.