Tech-savvy Students Mugs

'When does the screen saver come on?'

'Please excuse Harold for not having his homework. His internet service provider's servers were down and he couldn't connect to his online homework helpline.'

'I've just failed an important essay. Maybe it was a mistake to text it to my english teacher.'

I forgot my homework...

Spell-Check Bee

"Someone must have hacked into my calculator app."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

CCTV in church.

"A virus ate my homework."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"