Tech-savvy Young Ones Gifts

Butterfly talking to caterpillars 'So can you kids work this video?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Text Culture

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Baby Screen Time

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Child hooking into a television

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Social Networking.

Soccer kids texting

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!