Tech-savvy Teens Gifts

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'The trash won't empty by clicking on the trash icon. You will have to physically take it out.'

Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?

'Are you two still not texting?'

"I did all my homework last night. I couldn't find my phone."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Modern Wanderlust...

Don't you walk out of area when I'm talking to you, young lady!

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"When I was a kid I used to sneak to sleep outside. Thanks to technology, kids now sneak back into their rooms."

"Trick or treat, Mrs. Murphy! It's Darren from down the street!"

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Is that some sort of weird text message."

"Oh! I get it. You're like a human Gmail and this is a download."

"Ten and Two? What's the digital equivalent?"

'Never in the field of computing has so much power been used for so little.'

Some vacation. Yeah. No internet. No cell phone. No texting. What are we supposed to do?

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Social Networking.