Tech-savvy Teens T-Shirts

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

'We are giving that kid too much pocket money.'

'The trash won't empty by clicking on the trash icon. You will have to physically take it out.'

Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?

'Are you two still not texting?'

"I did all my homework last night. I couldn't find my phone."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Modern Wanderlust...

"How did my mom know I went to get ice cream after school? She's either placed a tracking device on me, or she's tracking my phone."

"When I was a kid I used to sneak to sleep outside. Thanks to technology, kids now sneak back into their rooms."

"Trick or treat, Mrs. Murphy! It's Darren from down the street!"

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

"Is that some sort of weird text message."

"Ten and Two? What's the digital equivalent?"

'Never in the field of computing has so much power been used for so little.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Social Networking.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Soccer kids texting

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Child hooking into a television