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This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Social Networking.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

Child hooking into a television