Tech-savvy Youths Gifts

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Baby Screen Time

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Social Networking.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Child hooking into a television

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Soccer kids texting

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

Baby Potty Training Robot

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."