Tech-savvy Youths Prints

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Baby Screen Time

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Soccer kids texting

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Child hooking into a television

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Social Networking.

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

Baby Potty Training Robot

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

'I'm NOT trying to break in and change my grades. I'm only trying to change the school lunch menu.'