Tech-savvy Younglings Prints

"And after 'amen' - click send!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Baby Screen Time

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Child hooking into a television

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Social Networking.

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Soccer kids texting

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"