Techie Tots Unite Gifts

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Baby Screen Time

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Soccer kids texting

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Technology is for babies!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Baby Potty Training Robot

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"She wants to know if comes with a broadband package."

Rusk Assessment Form

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"They grow up too fast."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

'Baby's got his first blue tooth!'

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"I was hoping her first sentence would be, 'I love you, mommy.' Not, 'what's the Wi-Fi password?'"

Kids today

'He took his first step!'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Modern Nursery Rhymes

'We have to get them out more.'

'Never in the field of computing has so much power been used for so little.'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"