Tech Whiz Kids Gifts

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

"Learning the computer wasn't as hard as learning to tie my shoes, but it was hard."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"He's my school project for science class."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

Soccer kids texting

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Baby Potty Training Robot

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Rusk Assessment Form

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'We have to get them out more.'

'How can he remember 37 passwords but always forget to pick his clothes up off the floor?'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"No, Billy! That's 'Amen'... not 'Logout'!"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

The phone was on the blink, Mom, so I ordered a pizza on eBay!

Baby's first text.

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

Text Santa

"Usually you know they're growing up when they get their first teeth. Nowadays it's when they start downloading their first apps."

"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"

'My list is on the CD.'