School Techies Gifts

'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Polly txt speak

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Baby Screen Time

"He's my school project for science class."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Spell-Check Bee

"This is it? No video?"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

'I need some tech support here!'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'