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'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Polly txt speak

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Baby Screen Time

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"He's my school project for science class."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"This is it? No video?"

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Spell-Check Bee

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"Yeah, my mum made me come outside to play as well."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'I need some tech support here!'

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'Let's play hide-and-search engine.'