Tech Kid T-Shirts

"He's my school project for science class."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them