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"An echo is like a voice selfie."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"He's my school project for science class."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

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"Lemonade App: $1"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'I need some tech support here!'

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

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"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"

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