Techie Kids Mugs

"An echo is like a voice selfie."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"Technology is for babies!"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Lemonade App: $1"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

'I need some tech support here!'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

"Can Ethan come out to swipe and scroll?"

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

Text Santa

"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"