Tech Kid Mugs

"He's my school project for science class."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

"Goodnight - I'll text you a bedtime story."

'Here, Santa. My wish list wouldn't fit on paper, so take this flash drive.'

The Peas? I'm Just Scrolling Through Them