Techie Child Mugs

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"He's my school project for science class."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Modern Childhood

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."