Techie Child Gifts

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"He's my school project for science class."

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"Technology is for babies!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Modern Childhood

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"It must be still charging."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.