Techie Kid Gifts

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"My mom told me to play outside."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"He's my school project for science class."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Modern Childhood

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"It must be still charging."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."