Techie Kid Gifts

'Geeze. When the power's out there's nothing to play with around here.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"My mom told me to play outside."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"He's my school project for science class."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Technology is for babies!"

Modern Childhood

"I dreamt I went to school without my phone!"

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

"It must be still charging."