Tech Whiz Kid Gifts

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'I was able to program the VCR, so now dad wants me to assemble his new barbecue.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

"He's my school project for science class."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Modern Childhood

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"What do you mean I have to be more active? Today I visited websites on swimming, biking and climbing."

"I've been interfacing with mud."