Teen Tech Whiz Gifts

Anti Social Distancing.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Could you repeat that word?"

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Child hooking into a television

Social Networking.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"