Teen Tech Wizard Gifts

"You'll never believe this! Chelsea Trubshaw has only downloaded her xmas ring-tones already!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

Text Culture

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Man doing a search on a computer

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Why do you need so many computers?

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

Man feeding his computer money.

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'