Teen Tech Wizard Gifts

"You'll never believe this! Chelsea Trubshaw has only downloaded her xmas ring-tones already!"

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Text Culture

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

If Disney was a software company

Man doing a search on a computer

Why do you need so many computers?

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Man feeding his computer money.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."