Little Tech Whiz Gifts

"Miss Peterson, may I go home? I can't assimilate any more data today."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I suppose he is a bit young to spend so much time on the computer - but then he does write his own software."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Modern Childhood

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

Googoo

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

"It must be still charging."

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."