Little Tech Prodigy Gifts

"I've already spent a fortune on mobile devices for her. I guess the days of kids playing with pots and pans are over."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"He's my school project for science class."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"Technology is for babies!"

Googoo

Modern Childhood

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"I don't care what Siri said. Wheaty Puffs are good for you, so eat them up."

"It must be still charging."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."