Future Tech Prodigy Gifts

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"This is it? No video?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Milkshake Shortage

"You are now $15,000 richer. I found the online password to your brokerage account 20 traders ago."

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

Graduation day at drone school.

"To be or not to be."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

"I've already spent a fortune on mobile devices for her. I guess the days of kids playing with pots and pans are over."