Future Prodigy Gifts

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'That's my boy...'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'